Greetings From New Jersey! Now Go F--k Yourself.
Welcome to the Garden State, where we tell it exactly like it is. The Greetings from New Jersey Magnet Bottle Opener is the ultimate souvenir for those who understand that local hospitality often comes with a side of grit. Whether you’re hanging out in Barnegat or heading up to North Jersey, this opener is an essential piece of local gear that captures our unmistakable attitude.
This isn’t just a tourist trinket; it’s a high-quality tool built for real-world use. It’s designed to live on your fridge, your workshop toolbox, or right on your keychain so you are always ready to crack a cold one with true Jersey style.
Why You Need It:
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Authentic Jersey Grit: Celebrate the blunt, unapologetic honesty that makes our state the best in the union.
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Dual-Purpose Utility: It’s a heavy-duty fridge magnet and a durable bottle opener in one, offering practical value every day.
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Keyring Ready: Features pre-drilled holes so you can slide it onto your keys and never be left hanging at the party.
The Specs:
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Size: Approximately 2.25 inches across.
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Material: Professional-grade steel with a high-quality print.
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Magnetic Power: Strong metal backing that sticks to any metal surface.
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Versatility: Pre-drilled for easy attachment to any standard keyring.
