It's okay to share your feelings - you're from Jersey.
Made from 12oz. soft and sturdy cotton canvas. Measures approximately 20 inches wide, 15 inches tall, and with a 5 inch bottom gusset for ample storage capacity. The handles are about 23 inches long making for a 10 inch drop. It has a zipper on the main compartment as well as a small zippered interior pocket for small valuables.